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2002-04-12 - 12:44 a.m.|I lost a reader today, but I can't figure out who I am now the owner of a gold sequined suit made just for me. Yes, pants and jacket. It will be $65, please. Its for my dance recital. Wonder if I'll ever find another occasion to wear it? Did I mention that the stairs to Elvis's basement had mirrored walls and ceiling? And when I looked to the left or to the right of me, I could see an infinite number of me's, which was my favorite thing to do as a child? Yes, I was destined for altered perceptions. I liked nothing better than standing in front of the big dresser mirror holding a hand mirror and looking at the infinite number of me's. Trippy. Also, this girl who sat next to me at lunch in first grade had a Kermit lunchbox with a picture of Kermit with his lunchbox which had a picture of Kermit with his lunchbox which, well, you get the idea. I would sit and eat my ham sandwich every day while pondering whether there were an infinite number of Kermits with lunchboxes on the lunchbox, and it was just that they were too small to see. To this day I believe they were there. Another thing I liked was hanging my head off the bed and looking at the ceiling upside down and imagining how it would be if the world was oriented so I walked on the ceiling. This would keep me entertained for hours. I've been reading a lot of people's diaries lately, and its my opinion that its cool that you can stick all these images onto your page, but its a pain in the ass to sit and wait for them to load when all you wnt to do is read what the person has to say and move on to the next or previous entry. But then I read books for what will happen next. And I'm always having to say, its your turn now, I'm done, I've lost count. But sometimes I check my email and practice delayed gratification by clearing out the bulk mail folder before I see what "real" mail I've gotten. And right now I've been putting off having my second cigarette of the day for an hour. But no longer. Bye! P.S. That's the second cigarette of Thursday, even though I know its technically Friday. I don't think it should start being a new day until the sun comes up. Would someone kindly send me the link to my local "Them" representative so I can petition?
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