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2002-03-28 - 11:11 p.m.|I like Wednesdays. And Thursdays. I think one of the things I wanted to write about yesterday was how Wednesday is my favorite day. I was born on a Wednesday, I had karaoke night at Foxz on Wednesday in Athens, and Wednesday was 80's night at Boneshakers the whole time I lived up there. And on Wednesdays I always wear my Wed. panties. Damn I got tired of typing the word for that day! Now I try to go out and have fun on Wed. It is a holiday I declare every week. BTW will someone please tell me where I can get a new set of days of the week panties? I have done searches online but can't find any. Tonight I actually went to tap class, cause recital is only 2 1/2 months away. We're doing the dance with the beginner adults who are playing women while my class plays men. To Kansas City. And I'm supposed to act like I'm hitting on these women all the time but I'm not butch enough to do exaggerated manly body language which can be recognized off stage. So I just stare at them lasciviously with my arms crossed. When I was in 8th grade and one of my like, ten recital dances was as a cowboy at a hoedown with the fifth grade dancers, I and pretended to look up their skirts while lounging on some some bales of hay. But it wasn't my idea. So now I'm the youngest in a class of women in their forties, and I'm center stage with a woman on each arm. Last time I was in a recital, when I was 19, I was the prostitute who married a cop at the end of the dance. That cop was a cute redhead! The dance teacher there was Charlie Chaplin and my aunt ended up with her at the end. Damn can my aunt tap dance! I'll never forget when she had a crush on one of the doctors she worked with, and he saw her dance at at fundraiser talent show and said, "I think I just fell in love with her." That must have been cool for her cause he went around telling everyone. Not that anything would come of it, but its great to know your crush is recipped. She must be about 40 by now too. So I guess this is something I could be doing for a long time. My secret life as a dancer. The devil called tonight to congratulate me on my little talk at the chamber of commerce meeting and said, "I don't think I've ever heard you say that much." What I should have said was, "I say a lot; I'm just concise." Oh yeah, when I was in elementary school I started a holiday in my class that happened every Thursday known as "opposite day." We told the boys how much we loved them on Thursdays, to make them think we hated them. And vice versa. It was fun. One last item. I've been waiting for someone to write me and flame me or tell me not to link to their diary cause I said something they didn't like. Not that I want this to happen, but I figure eventually it'll happen. "Cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on, whom they can feel better than at any time they please. Someone doing something dirty decent folks can frown on. If you can't find nobody else then help yourself to me." Kris Kristofferson, Jesus Was A Capricorn Thank you and goodnight.
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