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2002-03-26 - 5:34 p.m.|Heckevator Today my mom and I were getting on an elevator to go to the fifth floor of a parking deck and we didn't see the two people who were coming up behind us. But the other woman who got on with us (someone we didn't know) did see them and gasped in horror as she held the door open for them. You would have thought they were on fire, running toward the river holding a baby or something the way she gasped. Anyway, these people of course chose the second, third, and fourth floors so that we had to stop on each one. Well, when the gasping woman got off at the fourth floor I noticed what a horrible outfit she was wearing (white lacy blouse, black capri pants, white hose, and black high heels) just as my mother pantomimed kicking her in the ass on her way out. Well, my mom's shoe flew off and the door started to close so I touched the door and made it open and grabbed the shoe and got back on. We laughed so hard, I would have to say peals of laughter were erupting from the departing elevator. I wonder what the gasping woman (who did not see the shoe thing) thought. My mom said, "I guess I deserved that one" and I said, "yeah, instant karma." On Saturday I bowled a 124, my personal high scoring record. Fuck it dude, lets go bowling.
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