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2002-02-07 - 4:32 p.m.|Its fun to make lists Slater: "Check you later!" Don Dawson: "Check you later! Check you later! Man, girls don't want to hear that shit!" Slater:"They don't want to hear anything." Things I don't want to hear on a first date. 1. I'm bipolar 2. I have social anxiety 3. I'm on Prozak and Paxil 4. I was gonna get back together with my ex, but now I'm happy with you 5. Russian woman would make great wives, cause they don't mind doing all the housework 6. I could get used to kissing you 7. I get attached very easily 8. I'm really good in bed 9. My son thinks he's my brother cause my second ex accused me of molesting him so my parents are raising him 10. That's your mother? I thought you were sisters I'm gonna go rent Velvet Goldmine tonight, so I can look at hot guys in eyeliner. Did you ever see The Pillow Book? Ewan McGregor is naked in that movie. Its a sight you won't soon forget.
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