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Okay, its been a while since I updated. I'll try to get a life so I'll have something to talk about.

My mother and I are a pair of grinches. I hate Christmas. It makes whatever is wrong seem so much worse. I'm actually glad to be single so I don't have to worry anout buying a romantic gift this year! Christmas ruins the time from October through January. It starts earlier every year. There is no resemblance between Christmas and Yule, the pagan tradition that started all this. And these idiot Christians actually think "Jesus" was born on December 25! Jesus was a Capricorn, as Kris wrote. And I actually heard my mother say, as she was agonizing over a gift for a coworker she can't stand, "I wish these people would stop giving me gifts so I wouldn't have to buy them some damn something!" The day of Christmas we're going to the movies. We're not giving gifts in the immediate family, and we're gonna blow all the money instead on a trip to Key West.

This would only happen to me. For the first time since I was six, I don't have a crush on anyone. For the first time since I was fourteen, I have no interest in sex. It causes too many problems. For example, I used to like to sleep with my friends. If it was bad, we'd never talk again and I'd lose a friend. If it was good, I'd want to start dating and they'd never talk to me again and I'd lose a friend. Plus, I can never ever tell when someone likes me for me or just wants to get laid. So I'm free from all that hassle for the first time. Plus no one is asking me for money, complaining about how I spend my money or time, trying to get me to invite my friends to bed, I'm totally totally single and loving it. And then, I watch a bad 80's movie starring a guy who was a supporting character on a bad 80's sitcom, and I've got a crush. On someone I'll never meet who isn't even making new movies or shows. I can't even tell you who it is or what show, its too embarassing. But fortunately, this awful show is in syndication so now I'm watching episodes hoping he'll be on! Its all too much.

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