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I used to love to shop at Kroeger in the middle of the night. You never knew what you'd see. One night, my girlfriend and I walked in just as the Pointer Sisters' "Neutron Dance" was cranking up on the muzak. I was walking past all the aisles, so I could see down every aisle. Well, right as the Sisters got to the "Woo hoo" part of the song I looked down an aisle, and saw a couple just burning, doing the neutron dance. Second woo hoo, another aisle, another couple just burning. This went on for the next two aisles. None of them knew that we saw them, or that there were six other people doing the exact same thing. And still don't, unless they happen to be reading this.

This was Athens on a stick with a cherry on top.

If I go to heaven, I hope they hand me a never-empty glass of sweet tea and sit me on a velvet couch where colorful people walk by doing ridiculous things for all eternity.

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